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Vibes Are Up. Stocks Down. – Business Bull Meme Shorts

$29.08

Color: Military Green

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Feeling bullish while your portfolio is crashing? This Vibes Are Up, Stocks Down design is the ultimate uniform for traders and finance nerds. Featuring a lounging bull in a suit who’s clearly in denial, it’s the perfect response to the next market correction. Great for office sarcasm or those 'Market Meltdown Mondays.' Wear it while you wait for the dip to finally end in 2026.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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