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Keep Coffee Away – Galactic Caffeine Parody Design Card

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A playful twist on galactic legends! “Keep Coffee Away” turns a famous sci-fi phrase into a caffeine-fueled joke. Perfect for coffee lovers, night owls, and space geeks who know the true power of espresso. The minimalist design blends clean typography with a subtle coffee bean emblem — simple yet bold enough to start conversations. Whether on your tote, duffel, or drawstring bag, this piece brings humor and style to your daily grind.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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